Why is hitsugaya so hot

So, I would gladly take Ichigo off her hands and be a good stepmom to Kazui. But for me it would be the fact that he has money and power. I would definitely do it with him on a bed covered in Senbonzakura Kageyoshi petals. Like it violates a lot of what I feel the original story established. His Bankai allows him to merge his Bankai with his surroundings and control them.

I imagine it would be pretty amazing to sleep with a guy who was making the bed and the room and floor all part of the adventure too, you know?

But in the last arc when fighting against Gerard Valkyrie, his Bankai fully matures and ages him temporarily and we get to see Adult Toshiro Hitsugaya. Anything touching him for more than a few seconds freezes in its entirety, so the sex would be super risky.

Would definitely love to be discovered frozen to death as a victim of his sex. I would just let him murder me. There, I said it. If he were real, he definitely be abusive and rough, and I could live with that. He might be the only other character aside from Grimmjow that is easily sexualized. I think he is the bad boy of the good characters. The original 69 guy in Bleach. Not by order of introduction, but by the flow of time once all the events are established and known.

That super wishful thinking. Someone should write a fan fiction about that. I bet it would make 50 shades money. And hair. Kira: Labeling him as a child and then putting him in a steamy room naked may be the cruelest thing ever. Hitsugaya: …this is exactly why I told you not to tell anyone, Matsumoto. As requested by koushinya. Hisagi: M-Matsumoto took Hitsugaya to the hot springs with her?? Hisagi: So she likes…tiny guys. Really really tiny guys. Hinamori: So it was just a parent child thing then?

For real? Yuzu: Like a birth certificate? Karin: Or whatever dead people use in the afterlife. Yuzu: Um…did you say dead?